Jokes

At AP AD we like to have fun and have a laugh. We take our work seriously but we like to make it enjoyable and we like to forge friendships with our clients and collaborators. We also like bad jokes. Tell us yours.

Be warned. Some of these are pretty deep cut acoustician humor.

 

What makes soundproof rooms an aphrodisiac?

Pure STC.

 

Why don’t pigeon sounds echo?

Because a coo sticks.

 

What is a decibel’s favorite beach activity.

Surfing on sound waves.

 

 

If a tree falls in the woods with no one around, does it make a sound?

Yes of course! Sound adds LOGarithmically !

 

Why are stiff floors always complaining about back pain?

Because too many Hertz!

 

Why do vampire homes have excellent sound isolation?

Because they have plenty of bat insulation

 

 

What did one decibel say to the other?

Hi. Do you live around here often?